Ffft I don't even know how to brain fake marriage with this ninja, though if someone was gung-ho and/or amused for it, totally. As it is, with enough people going "inside," Sakura'd be more than willing to remain outside.

... though ICly, she'd do whatever was deemed more necessary by basically anyone with something akin to rank and better experience with Stacy and shenanigans than she has. (By default, that's pretty much... everyone.)