Hahahaha! That is so very appropriate! River just keeps tugging him a long, luring him with mysteries, secrets, and spoiler alerts. Every time he thinks he has her figured out, she tosses another curve ball his way. One day he's going to fall so hard for her.

Best thing about River is, she has her Doctor(s) whipped before they ever know how, where, when, or why.

Obligatory River smirk