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Hey, guys! Laura here! You know, Hana mun.

I told you I'd be bringing in my second character soon enough~ And here she is!

This is Diana, from the Gone series. She's a beautiful girl with sacarsm and snark as sharp as a knife. You can take a look at her app here.

This is my first time playing her so please, please tell me how I'm doing in her HMD post.

I can't wait to bring her out next month!

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Yeahhhh, no.

And don't get your hopes up, Diana. You lost a good chunk of your sex appeal when you went on the human flesh and starvation diet. Maybe you'll need to work on those people skills.

Yeh, right, people skills. Like those have ever helped anyone live. And how well exactly have your people skills improved, Howard?

No one but Caine knows about the cannibalism and I intend to keep it that way. Plus a month or so on that thing called 'food' should do me pretty well in getting back into my appealing shape~

My people skills are excellent. Haven't you heard that everyone wants to adopt me?

Don't worry, Stacy jacks you full of nutrients before you wake up. I woke up a whole twenty pounds heavier when I popped, so now I actually look like a human being and not a stick figure.

Just so they can legally beat you?

Holy shit, I'll actually have breasts again. That'll be odd getting used too.

Jeez, why don't you just get 'daddy issues' tattooed on your forehead? It'll be more subtle.

Just as a warning, there are no bras on Stacy.

Silly, Howard. Daddy didn't have time to beat me, he was too busy screwing some pretty blonde bitch, who was probably named after liquor.

A high-tech living ship and she doesn't have bras? Well, that's the biggest let down I've had all day.

See, there you go with the Daddy issues again! Like I said, invest in a tat. Or a warning label or something.

Somehow the girls are getting by, probably with the plant suits. I really wouldn't know.

Don't be silly. I took take of my daddy issues when I had him arrested~

Sure, you wouldn't, Howard. This is a new side to you, though I can't say I'm surprised.

Which makes you one of like, what, ten kids back gone who doesn't want their parents back?

Well, not having to worry about getting eaten alive by mutant terrors has done wonders for my mood.

Let's just say there's alot more things I'm missing much more the mommy and daddy dearest. Non-talking coyotes for example. And bats that can't swim. Oh, and of course, bugs that die just by stepping on them. Take out food is pretty high on the list too.

Oh, I can tell. I bet your blood pressure is just amazing.

Don't forget electricity, not having to fight tooth and nail if you're lucky enough to find old ketchup packets, and actual running water.

I know. I might not give myself an aneurysm before I'm twenty. It's amazing.

Oh, god, running water. Really, everything we don't have in FAYZ, we want and everything we do have that's 'unique', we don't want. People will think we're ungrateful.

That really is amazing. I hope I'm in that kind of health like that at some point.

We're just never satisfied. I mean, why didn't we just domesticate those talking coyotes and turn them into the most badass guard dogs ever? Obviously we just weren't trying hard enough.

We seriously need to start making an effort, we're all such slobs. I bet no one would have died if they hadn't had 'just given up' living.

Dying is totally for losers who don't try hard enough.

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