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trans_pilgrims2010-07-11 11:19 am
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because this mun is a complete dork
Yo. I utterly fail at all things possible. ANYWAYS.
I had a really lame idea or something. :> Since there are new puppies on board, would anyone be looking for them to be trained (I could probably IM about this, but I am so unfamiliar with people here). Because yes, Riza is an excellent puppy trainer and really does love them. And her mun is much too amused by her puppy training ways.
Basically, they'd get a strict training. Hayate was taught in this way... and he's a pretty capable pup now. He's somehow--canonly-- shown how to attack an enemy when needed (lunge and grab by the base of the neck where they can't reach him) and even can dodge gunfire.Considering his mistress, however, that's not too unreasonable.
If you're unfamiliar with the canon, Riza trains like THIS.
I know horrifying, right?
But it results in this sort of training!
Also, the shock about his name being "Black Hayate" is because Hayate is a militaristic weapon. It's not too surprising however, considering "Hawkeye" is based off an aircraft and all FMA military have weapon/aircraft last name.
They just joke Riza is bad at naming things.
OKAY THAT'S IT. BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SPACE TRAVEL.
I had a really lame idea or something. :> Since there are new puppies on board, would anyone be looking for them to be trained (I could probably IM about this, but I am so unfamiliar with people here). Because yes, Riza is an excellent puppy trainer and really does love them. And her mun is much too amused by her puppy training ways.
Basically, they'd get a strict training. Hayate was taught in this way... and he's a pretty capable pup now. He's somehow--canonly-- shown how to attack an enemy when needed (lunge and grab by the base of the neck where they can't reach him) and even can dodge gunfire.
If you're unfamiliar with the canon, Riza trains like THIS.
I know horrifying, right?
But it results in this sort of training!
Also, the shock about his name being "Black Hayate" is because Hayate is a militaristic weapon. It's not too surprising however, considering "Hawkeye" is based off an aircraft and all FMA military have weapon/aircraft last name.
They just joke Riza is bad at naming things.
OKAY THAT'S IT. BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SPACE TRAVEL.
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There are guns involved though aren't there?no subject
Always if Riza's involved.no subject
Oh good. For a second there, I thought you were going to go soft!no subject
Never! It is still manga-canon for Riza to use that for puppy training. Just not to threaten coworkers to work, sadly.no subject
Well she can still threaten Ed and Mustang if they get out of hand. Boys will be boys and need a good scare to get them in line!no subject
Speaking of keeping them in line, last night's dear_mun efft. (http://community.livejournal.com/dear_mun/24570293.html?thread=701323445#t701323445) But sadly, due to Ishval Riza wouldn't threaten with a gun from manga-canon. She does with puppies and training, however, which makes no sense.no subject
If it makes you laugh, Nura is going to meet Ed soon...and she has a trigger word as well. Oh. And a lovely Frankenstein hardback book to hit him with.no subject
...Riza wants to see this.no subject
When it is started, I'll link you.no subject
Yes! I will totally be all over stalking this.no subject
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/shhh i just wanna use this icon because i will never get to use shipping icons.
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*snicker*
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/shh canon ruined my otp. they will never be
not that they had a chance, BUT WHATEVER.no subject
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if needed. Despite unorthodox methods to train dogs ;3; she does love them.