"Ugh. Ignore that buffoon from the previous communication, please -- and allow me to introduce myself. My name is Soren; I'm a mage and tactician by trade. If you're looking for a group of hired swords with a wide skillset and an excellent track record, you can do no better than the Greil Mercenaries. I'm sure you've heard of the famous hero, Lord Ike, the common mercenary who led the armies of Crimea to victory and independence?"

Hi everyone, T here (Zouichi, Midna) just to say that this podpop will include everyone's favorite angry angry tankmage, Soren from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn!

Soren will be a high-strung, nervous little wreck without Ike around, but his jerkfaceitude will still be disproportionate to his size. He hates everyone and everything! Except Ike. Ike has his eternal, undying loyalty forever and ever.

Hit: Strategy, magic, Ike
Miss: Everything else

Hello everybody! It's Blue here, bringing in Donna Noble from Doctor Who in for the next podpop!

But because I'm insane, she's actually taken from just after the end of Season Four. Which basically means that she's had all of her memories of the Doctor and the TARDIS wiped, and if she ever remembers them then her brain will melt. Oh, and when she's in mortal danger she has this defense mechanism thing that will send out energy and knock out the people nearby, with her also falling unconscious at the same time.

Sooooooo, if you want to have your character mention the Doctor or the TARDIS to Donna, please poke me about it first! I don't mind playing out close calls and all, but for obvious reasons I'd like to avoid having her head actually asplode, so I just need to be able to plan it out so that she doesn't end up dead. (Hopefully at some point there will be an IC announcement about this. But I haven't figured out how that'll happen yet, so.)

Who wants to live forever run Security?

We're currently sans a person in charge of the Security department, so if you meet the following criteria, now is the time to volunteer!

1) Your character is in Security/ought to be in Security

2) It would be IC for your character to volunteer and/or get drafted

3) You don't mind getting poked for stuff